Do my advertisers suck?

What do you think of the specific sales pitches each of the advertisers give in the Google AdSense ads that appear on this blog post (or this blog in general)? Do any of them actually appeal to you? Do they all suck really badly?

Please rate their overall quality (appeal to you, personally) on a scale of zero to ten, where "10" means you actually purchased something as a result of seeing an ad on this blog and "0" means you wouldn't have even noticed the ad(s) if I hadn't written this post to point them out.

-- Jack Krupansky